idk if you say possessive things like “you’re mine” i will probably fall in love with you
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fuck nudes, send me clothes i need new clothes
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Cosmo Sex Tip: While role playing, suggest he dress up as a horseman and refuse him head. He is now the headless horseman. Happy Halloween.
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
tall boys more like have sex with me
R we just going to ignore the random Canadian flag?
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If you smell good I will be 300% more attracted to you
I sure haven’t
i felt the gayness coming out of the pages
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
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