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8 hours ago

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.
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8 hours ago

braydaaan:

yes
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8 hours ago

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

(Source: alecwiens, via x3livelovelaugh)

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8 hours ago

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8 hours ago

tylerfucklin:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

why would i want blank paper

(Source: l0stkeys, via lifes-short-take-pictures)

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8 hours ago

  • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.
125796 Reblog

8 hours ago

riceboyrey:

arch-assbutt:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

well I didn’t want to scroll past it

I genuinely couldn’t scroll past this.
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8 hours ago

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8 hours ago

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

image

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

(via lifes-short-take-pictures)

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8 hours ago

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

image

(via laugh-at-me-br0)

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8 hours ago

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8 hours ago

beefycurtains:

me draggin your ass 
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8 hours ago

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
3910 Reblog

8 hours ago

When you take a sticker off something but the sticky shit doesn’t come off with it

lolzpicx:

image

(Source: best-of-text-posts, via laugh-at-me-br0)

11569 Reblog

8 hours ago

peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

(via laugh-at-me-br0)

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